Bronzer, How Much Is Too Bronze?

Another rumored trend for spring/summer 2010: Fake tans are in, so long as the tan doesn't look too fake. But when do fake tans really look real? I don't get it. How can the beauty industry feed us this and continue getting away with this stuff? If anyone ever reads this blog, please promise yourself to keep your fake tanning to a "so you won't burn on vacation or first time out for the season" low, and behave yourself with your bronzer. Over bronzing and looking brown-orange was not, is not, and will never be in! Load up on the sun block, put your sun glasses and big floppy hat on, grab yourself a good book, a fruity drink, and enjoy the Vitamin D a-la Mother Nature.